Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I love you. Go after that dick
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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