How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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