Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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