We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
that may or may not have been my penis.
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