Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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