Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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