Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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