Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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