he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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