Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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