so that wasnt chicken after all
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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