Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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