but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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