We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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