Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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