So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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