next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Barsexuality is the new black.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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