Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
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