You really coming over, don't trick.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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