We named our party play list daddy issues
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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