I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You need Xanax blowdarts
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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