My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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