Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I cut my penus on the lid.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
This house was built for laser tag.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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