Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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