Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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