You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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