I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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