you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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