So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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