He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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