What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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