Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
we should paint friendship bongs
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
