Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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