According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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