So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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