We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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