so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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