i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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