hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
one might say we're banned from that church
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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