i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Sober January is a disaster.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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