Pappa wants mamma naked
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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