Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
What a dumb baby whore.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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