it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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