No awkward lesbian experiences without me
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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