I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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