where am i from again
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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