okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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