The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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