The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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