Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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