I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
You can't special order awesome
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
