In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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