I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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