I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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