you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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