apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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