But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
