I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Randomize