I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
