I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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